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Operating Manual of a Soldier by ~X-KhaN:iconX-KhaN:



Do not use it before reading this manual

rule one : do not think.

rule two : do not hesitate to yell... yelling is an order and a ver good way to release your anger.

rule three: show no mercy, to your lower ranks, every mercy that you show will be another humiliation from your superior.

rule three: dont forget that gun silo surgent is an idiot. while loading your rifle, the arm will not come easy. if the power of your arm is insufficient, try to focus on your rage, otherwise you will make push ups untill your arm is enough to pull a rusty gun arm.

rule four : give quick and clear answers, and try that answer to be as you wish sir.

rule five : dont count days, hours, or time. time is irrelevent when you have nothing important to do.

rule six: if you are running do not belive your body. make yourself feel like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O666kGBEvF0 and always make yourself belive that your legs are not acking, and the rifle is not heavy as you think.

rule seven: do not complain, do not seem so happy, do not seem so smart or do not seem so idiot. if possible be like a shadow.

rule eight: do not think of what you left behind, do not think what you will when you are civil again.

rule nine: do not talk about yourself around. much they know less, less you will have troubles.

rule ten: always be patient.

rule eleven: when its over, format the partition including all the stuff inside your brain about what you have done for 6 months.

rule tweleve: do not take pictures infornt of tanks, jets, heavy guns, every one knows that if you are luck you are responsible to clean the toilets or slice potatos.

rule thirteen: do not forget that for only 6 months you are alone. and you have to deal with it.

rule 14: if an unexpected error occures which is not mentioned in this manual, at night lay to your bed and try to find where you hide your logic. that is the only time that you will need it.
©2009 ~X-KhaN
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MEVLANA
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:salute:

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We can do the difficult, but it takes some time for impossible.
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Ben 13. kuralı sevdim...
14. kural ise yüreğimi burktu...

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"la vita nova" is the new chance to me given by hermetic wings...and now hermetic sources is on...
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ben hicbirini sevmedim. :)

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We can do the difficult, but it takes some time for impossible.
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"Before the rain"deki özdeyişi anımsıyor musun?....Circle is not round and time never dies...
Bir başı bir sonu varsa her şeyin, başlayınca biter. Yoksa, tekrar tekrar sonsuza devirlenir...

Dişciye gidince kendimi avuturum ne kadar sürebilir ki diye; ya da zorlandığım bir durumda.... Kolarımın derisini yüzdüklerinde kontrol edemediğim duygu oydu...Zaman fikrimi kaybetmiştim. Acı hiç bitmeyecek gibiydi. Dengemi kaybettiğiimde de, Arabça dua okumaya kadar her seyi denedim...Geceleri yatagıma uzandığımda logic tarafımı aramak gibi bir lüksüm yoktu....Kalmamıştı ki!...Her hareketim veya gereksinimim başkalarına gerek duymama neden oluyordu...

Ve gördümki mantıklı insanlar,çaresiz kaldıklarında demegoji yapmaya başlıyorlar, başka zaman değil...Bakınız şekil 1....
Hasretle...

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"la vita nova" is the new chance to me given by hermetic wings...and now hermetic sources is on...
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dondum dondum!!!

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We can do the difficult, but it takes some time for impossible.

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